And welcome. If you're reading this, chances are you either know me, or a google search brought you here and you'll be leaving this site in three... two... Ah, there you go. Back on the hunt for "drinks made with Canton Liquor", "Drug Buddy", "Steve Carrel", or whatever other funky search brought you here. Search on, you bold adventurer and let nothing stop you on your quest for useless information, retarded pictures, and wasted time. You'll get there soon.

The rest of you clowns: Please poke around. There's lots of pics of you as well as an unhealthy, possibly lethal dose of my weirdness. Enjoy and chew thoroughly before swallowing.